Stunts & Blunts

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KittyKarma
My blog reflects myself pretty well, but here's a little about me you won't learn through it.
I'm 18, and they'll tell you that I'm lovin' it.. but that's a lie. Yeah, I work 40 hours a week at McDonald's. I've lied in So. Ill. my whole life and want to get out ASAP. Cali is where my heart wants to be. I currently live in a town of 420 people, where its said to be where all the hippies live. Born and raised to be a stoner. I live near one of the biggest party schools in IL.. SIUC, we started a riot in the 2011 fall semester and carried a football goal down mainstreet on halloween one year. I'm a college dropout because of work but really wanting to major in photo and art ed. Its my life long dream and passion. Taken by the Jo Icenogle, the ice to my fire, my fireman <3 (3/13/12) When I'm not at work or with Jo I'm going on adventures with my ride or dies Bobbi and Bethany (asshatcat and obssesedwiththeherb) and chillin with my "Boo", Meghann (ibsoulja100). I'm also only 5'2", 100 pounds, a 00 in jeans, and every inch of it 100% rebel, but don't let it stop me :)
This blog contains:
My Instagram (Its kind of my coping mechanism and feeling the need to document my life)
Things of the stoner variety.
Lime Green & Black
Where the Wild Things Are (obviously)
Ducks, dogs, cats, other cute fluffy animals
Piercings (I have 3, more to come)
Tattoos (I have 4, more to come)
Photography (Film is forever)
Art
Music (Be forewarned: I do like screamo)
Glee
Harry Potter
Pokemon
Video Games, mainly stuff about Fallout (PS3 & Xbox feel free to ask me for my PSN and gamertag)
Boarding & Blading
McDonald's (Golden Arches of Pure Hell)
Things I find to be humorous
Love and all it's ups and downs
Rants & maybe a couple of inspiring quotes, random facts, & pictures of me thrown in the mix.
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Ciao.

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I’m the early mornin stoned

PIMP.

I like working this early, then I get off early and have my whole day free.

But I hate working this early.

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I let it fall,

My heart.

You stole my heart, but I had it first… :)

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There is SO much tension in the air here today.

Looks like tonights gonna be a great night -.-

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Oh yeah,

Did i mention i got promoted to crew trainer?

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I need a haircut
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I think about my life in mdonalds terms.

I compare it to breakfast/lunch turnover.

FUCKING CRAZY.

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Tipsy/hung over at work. Took a klonopin feel 20 times better.

Halfway through a managers shift when im the lowest paid crew member already.. times flying I hope I get outta here quick! At this rate it will be :) I shouldn’t be here. But just due to the fact that I am and I am pulling a managers shift I should get some recognition for my duties here in hell. Purple shirt y u no mine yet?

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Ohmygod its too early for this shit.

Work two days in a row with a hang over?

First 10 hour?

Challenge accepted.

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Jealousy is a crippling disease.

You’re making me hate my job AND myself.

For the love of god, STOP.

Please.

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Got a speeding ticket yesterday.

Have to pay that.

Was freakin’ out it was a state and the car smelled like DANK.

But ill be damned.. FUCK DA POLICE

You bitches aren’t gettin’ me again!

I may have lost $100 on you bitches yesterday but I got 800 today WHAT NOW?!

I’m so geeked.

Car

My own place

HAPPINESS

:D

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So pretty much

I either do night shifts and get to smoke whenever I want and have a break whenever I want and get no freakin help and work with chill as fuck people.

Or I get all the help i need and no break until an hour before I get off which makes perfect fuckin sense. And have to deal with all these day people who are dramatic as fuck.

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Look for your klonopin script in your parents “hidden” stash..

Find hydrocodone from mom’s gallbladder surgery months ago..

Why do they keep this stuff in the house? I don’t understand. They aren’t like me, so they won’t use them anymore.. lol

I don’t think she’ll miss just one.

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Fuck. This.

Im so not happy with the path my life seems to be going down right now.

I hope im not too late to fix this..

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Ohhh fuck you.

I have to keep my headset on when I go to the bathroom/to smoke. You can too. Spoiled ass day crew. I swear